NBA Bwari Branch Anti-Corruption & Rule Of Law Committee In Collaboration With Law Reform Committee Presents: A One Day Symposium To Mark The World Anti-Corruption Day With The Rest Of The World.

Theme: Anti-Corruption Fight in Nigeria: A lost Battle or A Work in Progress?  


Bia, Chief Ashimole.

Yes, it is not Chief Ashimole. When you put Chief before my name, you address me formally.

Formerly you meant?

This boy, take time. You no pass SSCE English? Formally and Formerly, do they look alike?

Sorry Chief Ashimole.

It is CHIEF FELIX CHUKWUMA AKUAZAOKU ASHIMOLE, OYINATUMBA 1 OF AZARA-UBO AUTONOMOUS COMMUNITY, EMEKUKU, OFUJI OBODO ABUA NA EBU.

Oga, this your name, no go enter computer with it being underlined in multiple colors and E16 Error must show in the nearest GOTV screen!

Oya, let’s keep it simple; Felix Chukwuma Ashimole, Esq., former Welfare Secretary and former Secretary, NBA Bwari.

Na now you come. I heard that you were former member NBA Anti-Corruption during Augustin Alegeh and Afam Osigwe’s administration?

Must you rob it in.

Is it not bad that you blackmailed me into missing 10 O’clock train to attend NBA Bwari’s Anti-Corruption Symposium?

But Chief, how can you go to Kaduna for Dinner that is in the night and miss your Branch’s program? It wouldn’t have been fair. You are a leader and must show example in your Branch, before other branches can trust you with greater responsibilities at the Bar.

I have heard. It are do. I am here, allow me to enjoy the lecture and learn or do you want me to get to office and become corrupt?

Chief, the office them say them say you want to contest for, them say nothing dey the office of Publicity Secretary. Na only to de report wetin NBA talk.

If nothing no dey, why are incumbent NBA Officers hopping around that he wants to contest?

Have I not been reporting things said by NBA?

Oga no start campaigning here! They have appointed ECNBA oh! Be careful what you send in those your bulk SMS or they go disqualify you again.

Waka!

I no talk again.

Let us listen to today’s lecture.The resource persons are:
a. DR. NURAEN T.H. DINDI.
b. DR. YUSUF ABUBAKAR MAMUD.
c. PROFESSOR MAXWELL GIDADO, SAN, OON.
d. JULIET IBEKAKU.
e. JOHN AIKPOKPO-MARTINS (CHAIRMAN SPIDEL) ABLY REPRESENTED BY CHARITY IBEZIM (SECRETARY OF SPIDEL)
f. COMRADE DEJI ADEYANJU.

 

 

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