Che, na wah for you.
Wetin I do?
Why you no de wear suit?
Suit or coat, you mean?
You know what I meant.
How would I? I dey inside your evil mind?
Back to sender. You know what I am saying. Your mates came to AGC, wearing new suit, you came dressed like a native doctor; like Nati of New Masquerade NTA program.
Don’t insult me, because you bought me beer at NBA Mammy Market. I have a brand new suit bought for me, by Paul Harris Ogbole SAN. Na tear rubber. But I am reserving it for the President’s dinner. 
But you see, I was functionally dressed today. I wore what would allow me move around, snap pictures and generate uncut, unauthorized and provocative images, from an angle, nobody else would’ve.
Story. You no de see TSV journalists?
Shhhh!
There is a difference from a journalist on the beat and a news presenter or talk show host. You cannot wear suit in this hot Abuja sun and expect to sweat out organic story.
Na you sabi. Say them say you want to become NBA Publicity Secretary? Better go and learn how to wear suit.
Bros, no be by wearing suit and walking like a caged monkey in a monkey jacket. Or wearing a black coat until it turns brown.
Che, you get bad mouth. Just try and de dress well.
No! I dress functionally. I know when to dress to fit the occasion but I won’t want to please you, wear what won’t allow me function optimally.
We, I don talk my own.
If you like, de argue. Here, we address you as you dress, even if you are mentally empty, incompetent or you borrowed, coat, we don’t care. You must be dressed like English man or do you want to dress half naked like Ifunanya the badest lawyer?
