If you are coming to NBA AGC holding in Abuja, the following, will help you enjoy your stay.
1.If you are coming with your car, observe all traffic regulations. Road Safety Corps in Abuja, are mean and take pleasure in booking you for slightest infraction.
2.Make sure your car papers are in order. VIO are ferocious and will tow your car for something as minor as driving with expired fire extinguisher.
3.Mind where you park. Federal Capital Territory Administration, has signed a partnership with a private company, to enforce Park and Pay policy. This policy was frowned at and fought but the FCTA, has perfected their act by getting National Assembly to enact an Act, empowering FCTA to generate revenue by charging motorists for parking on the road.
They are also empowered to tow your car, if you park on the walkway or on grasses and lawns.
4.Don’t drink in crowded gardens. AGC Planning Committee, will provide Friendship Centre, where any poison of your choice, would be made available at affordable rate. Stick to this watering hole and avoid straying.
5.If you must stray to frolic, don’t wear your AGC tag or anything that will draw attention that you are JJD (Johnny Just Drop), in Abuja. If you do anyhow, they will charge you anyhow JJC (Johnny Just Come).
6.DO NOT, I repeat, do not be led to Nina Hotel Phase 4, Kubwa or Soul Lounge, Lagos and Enugu street, Garki ii, without protection.
First protection, don’t get drunk or tipsy while in any of these streets.
Second protection, don’t pick anything back to you hotel from here or your story will hit many blogs by 12 noon the next day.
7.Avoid lounges in Wuse ii and Maitama, except you are coming to Abuja, with a deep pocket. Alcohol na Alcohol but if you want it spiced, and laced with night nurses that will be cocky and introduce themselves as University students or NYSC members until you know that there is a University called Unipetrol, you can disregard this no. 7
8.Not all girls that hear hijab, are Muslims. Not all girls in Abuja that wear nose ring and speak Hausa, are Northerners. Choose your fantasy and shoot your shot.
9.Save the FCT Police Command issued emergency numbers in your phone. While you wish that God forbid that you should use them, self caution is far better than writing statement under caution on a wooden rickety table.
10.Follow Kubwaexpress daily for tips that will make you go home safely without depositing or leaving anything behind that will make you change your phone’s password, run into the bathroom to pick your call when Halima AGC or Nkechi Abj call and to avoid madam or oga’s CIA-KGB interrogation-Honey, when did learn this style and this renewed trusting energy?
