How To Survive In Abuja By Hausaa_Fulani


1. Have money ๐Ÿ’ฐ

2. Know people that have money and connection.

3. Know the differences between Galadima/ Galadimawa. Gwagwa Gwagwalada. Airport rd/ Airport junction. Iddo/Idu. Jabi/Jahi etc.

4. Don’t fall in love โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธbut if you must, look for a sugar mummy or a politician in NASS

5.Just know that Wuse Zone 2 and Wuse 2 are different & never ever use Google map to Trek a 5min distance on your phone. Body go tell you. ๐Ÿ˜‚

6. Avoid Gwarimpa girls. Very important ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ

7. Apo NEPA/Apo Bridge/ Apo Resettlement & Apo Mechanic, make sure you know the difference.

8. Meanwhile if you don’t know the difference btw berger and lugbe berger, Nyanya and new Nyanya your name na OYO, survival go dey far far away from you.

9. Each direction you are going to have a signlanguage that the cab drivers understands perfectly eg area 1 area 10 etc. No worry no be person go teach you ๐Ÿ˜‚

10.And not everybody that says they’re based in Abuja actually stay in Abuja. Some na Suleja, Tafa, Dakwa. they’re all in Niger state.

11. Never head to Nyanya/Maraba at 5pm, you willย sleep for road.

12. Apo Dutse and Dutse Alahaji ย no be the same, them no dear Dutse Makaranta, know the differences.

13. Lastly Take number 4 & 6 seriously ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ

Lastly am just kidding seriously ย ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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